Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents anymore.
Nothing is illegal until you get caught
You actually have friends? Yeah bro, all 10 seasons on DVD.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
It?s Christmas and 2011 is coming closer to an end! what?s the funniest thing you remember me doing this year??
If life give you lemons, squirt your enemy?s eye..
Life is too short, smile while you still have teeth..
Flirtationship: More than a friendship and less than a relationship.
I speak two languages, Body and English.
Well, We have a poke button, now we need a punch and pinch and kick button..