Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up. 😀
Quit your job, buy a ticket, get a train, fall in love and never return.
Growing older is compulsory Growing up, however, remains optional.
People call me mike .. You can call me tonight.. :p
Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour?s wife; And beer as COLD as your own.
Newton?s law of love: Love can neither be created nor be destroyed. Only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another with some loss of money.
The question I have not been able to answer is ?What? does a woman want??
Teacher: Who can explain gender discrimination with an example? Student: Women can sleep with whoever they want ,men have to sleep with whoever lets them!
Lovely days in my life : Childhood Days, School Days & collage Days, Horrible days in my life : ONLY EXAM DAYS
I am going to start cleaning my house. And by cleaning, i mean drinking beer and spraying everything with febreze.